
Surreal Estate
If you schedule house tours wtih a realtor, its not really a visit just to see friends.

La Carreterra
If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die historic on the Fury Road.

Casa Yippee Calle
The most famous line from the 80s is forever in our bathroom

Prologue
20 years ago I bought a house in Puerto Penasco, Mexico and one day came home with a cat named Queso.

Introduction
One of my favorite books is Moby Dick. I’ve read it three times, twice by my own accord.

Kitemares
Call me Ishmael, hunting Moby Dick was easier and safer.

Wet Stuff
The ocean is very big and there is a lot to do.

Dry Land
Rolling boulders down cliffs is just the beginning.

Punching Gently – A Novel
I’ve been failing as a novelist for a very very long time.